I Am Not On Drugs Mug Adorned with a whimsical message

Adorned with a whimsical message this mug is more than just a vessel for your favorite beverage

it's a vessel of bathroom and bedroom tales

Just a word that lingers longer than it should

• Dorm rooms with questionable decision-making

I Am Not On Drugs Mug Adorned with a whimsical messageMornings dont ask questions. They just show up. Black coffee mug. Solid in your hand. Warm where it counts. Nothing unusual at first glanceuntil you turn it slightly and the words are there, plain as anything in white lettering: I AM NOT ON DRUGS. It reads differently before the coffee kicks in. Or maybe it reads the same and you just notice it more. You take a sip. Someone across from you reads it. Theres a pausesmall, but real. Not a reaction